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What do Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, and countless others have in common?  Not a thing, other than each was a brilliantly snarky wit and all are included in this compendium of the original snark handbooks. Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from: • The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring • The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition • The Snark Handbook: Sex Edition • Snark! The Herald Angels Sing • The Snark Handbook: Politics and Government Edition • The Snark Handbook: Clichés Edition • The Snark Handbook: Parenting Edition • Isn’t that enough!?!? A minor literary success (beloved by both minors and miners), the snark handbooks have cemented their position in the literary world, high atop toilet seats everywhere. Now in one great big edition, this lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution. |
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INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A Town & Country Must-Read Book of Summer 2024! "A delightful and sharp-witted tour through a lifetime’s worth of travel exploits and misadventures. . . . Readers are bound to catch the travel bug."—Publishers Weekly In this hilarious and often touching collection, the author, television writer, and producer takes us with him on travels across the globe. Gary Janetti has gained a devoted following, with a huge audience on social media, and two bestselling collections of essays under his belt. His new collection will prompt laughter but also delighted recognition as Janetti tackles the absurdity and glory of travel. In We Are Experiencing a Slight Delay, he shares stories of his varied trips around the world. Tag along as he enjoys an unexpectedly transformative stay at a rigorous Italian spa where he and his husband go from deep grumpiness to exaltation. Take a ride on the Orient Express to Venice and discover a surprising side of London, including a hilarious dinner with actress Maggie Smith. And pull up a deck chair to watch the entertainment as Gary embarks on a family cruise on the Queen Mary 2. Interspersed with recollections of his trips are personal meditations on dining alone as well as journeys to such diverse destinations as Mykonos, Australia, a Noma pop-up, and other glamorous spots. Gary is unabashedly frank about his very exacting travel needs, and delivers practical advice on all aspects of the traveler’s life, from very precise packing instructions, suggestions on how to get upgrades, and restaurant and hotel recommendations in his favorite cities. Aspirational, charmingly acerbic, and as diverting as the best vacation can be, delivering both laughs and moments of sharp recognition, Gary’s funny collection is the perfect getaway companion, for both seasoned nomads and curious armchair travelers. |
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This digital edition of Magic Whistle #13 is even more magical! Stories this issue include ‘Three Little Fishies’, ‘The Half Plus Seven Rule’ and ‘The Origin of Dirty Danny!’ Added to Sam’s regular hilarity are guest-artists Lizz Hickey and David Goldin. This edition has Lizz Hickey’s guest strip and a few pages of Sam’s in color. Color! |
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A wonderfully candid memoir from one of the most recognizable faces of a generation, actor, writer, Youtuber, and television superstar, Josh Peck. In his warm and inspiring book, Josh reflects on the many stumbles and silver linings of his life and traces a zigzagging path to redemption. Written with such impressive detail and aching honesty, Happy People are Annoying is full of surprising life lessons for anyone seeking to accept their past and make peace with the complicated face in the mirror. Josh Peck rose to near-instant fame when he starred for four seasons as the comedic center of Nickelodeon’s hit show Drake & Josh. However, while he tried to maintain his role as the funniest, happiest kid in every room, Josh struggled alone with the kind of rising anger and plummeting confidence that quietly took over his life. For the first time, Josh reflects on his late teens and early twenties. Raised by a single mother, and coming of age under a spotlight that could be both invigorating and cruel, Josh filled the cratering hole in his self-worth with copious amounts of food, television, drugs, and all of the other trappings of young stardom. Until he realized the only person standing in his way...was himself. Today, with a string of lead roles on hit television shows and movies, and one of the most enviable and dedicated fanbases on the internet, Josh Peck is more than happy, he’s finally, enthusiastically content. Happy People are Annoying is the culmination of years of learning, growing, and finding bright spots in the scary parts of life. Written with the kind of humor, strength of character, and unwavering self-awareness only someone who has mastered their ego can muster, this memoir reminds us of the life-changing freedom on the other side of acceptance. |
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#1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A candid, hilarious look at women of a certain age and dealing with the tribulations of maintenance, menopause, empty nests, and life itself. “Wickedly witty ... Crackling sharp ... Fireworks shoot out [of this collection].” — The Boston Globe With her disarming, intimate, completely accessible voice, and dry sense of humor, Nora Ephron chronicles her life as an obsessed cook, passionate city dweller, and hapless parent. But mostly she speaks frankly and uproariously about life as an older woman. Utterly courageous, uproariously funny, and unexpectedly moving in its truth telling, I Feel Bad About My Neck is a scrumptious, irresistible treat of a book, full of truths, laugh out loud moments that will appeal to readers of all ages. |
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The Instant New York Times Bestseller "From “Family Guy” to his own Instagram account, Janetti has been behind some of his generation’s greatest comedy. This book of essays is no exception." — The New York Times Fans of David Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, and Tina Fey… meet your new friend Gary Janetti. Gary Janetti, the writer and producer for some of the most popular television comedies of all time, and creator of one of the most wickedly funny Instagram accounts there is, now turns his skills to the page in a hilarious, and poignant book chronicling the pains and indignities of everyday life. Gary spends his twenties in New York, dreaming of starring on soap operas while in reality working at a hotel where he lusts after an unattainable colleague and battles a bellman who despises it when people actually use a bell to call him. He chronicles the torture of finding a job before the internet when you had to talk on the phone all the time, and fantasizes, as we all do, about who to tell off when he finally wins an Oscar. As Gary himself says, “These are essays from my childhood and young adulthood about things that still annoy me.” Original, brazen, and laugh out loud funny, Do You Mind If I Cancel? is something not to be missed. |
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A humorous and rousing set of literal and figurative sojourns as well as a mission statement about comprehending, protecting, and truly experiencing the outdoors, fueled by three journeys undertaken by actor, humorist, and New York Times bestselling author Nick Offerman Nick Offerman has always felt a particular affection for the Land of the Free—not just for the people and their purported ideals but to the actual land itself: the bedrock, the topsoil, and everything in between that generates the health of your local watershed. In his new book, Nick takes a humorous, inspiring, and elucidating trip to America's trails, farms, and frontier to examine the people who inhabit the land, what that has meant to them and us, and to the land itself, both historically and currently.   In 2018, Wendell Berry posed a question to Nick, a query that planted the seed of this book, sending Nick on two memorable journeys with pals—a hiking trip to Glacier National Park with his friends Jeff Tweedy and George Saunders, as well as an extended visit to his friend James Rebanks, the author of The Shepherd's Life and English Pastoral . He followed that up with an excursion that could only have come about in 2020—Nick and his wife, Megan Mullally, bought an Airstream trailer to drive across (several of) the United States. These three quests inspired some “deep-ish" thinking from Nick, about the history and philosophy of our relationship with nature in our national parks, in our farming, and in our backyards; what we mean when we talk about conservation; and the importance of outdoor recreation, all subjects very close to Nick's heart.  With witty, heartwarming stories and a keen insight into the human problems we all confront, this is both a ramble through and celebration of the land we all love. |
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What If? has descriptive copy which is not yet available from the Publisher. |
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The hilarious  New York Times  bestselling phenomenon and the perfect funny gift! The Darwin Awards series is the alpha chimp of humorous human mishaps. Despite being an international bestseller and inspiring the movie The Darwin Awards , these hilarious, cautionary chronicles have failed to stop another generation of Darwin Award winners from steering motorcycles with their feet, heating lava lamps on stoves, using liquid soap as brake fluid, and drowning themselves in the kitchen sink. Filled with more than 100 new tales of evolution in action, plus science essays and a parody research paper supporting Intelligent Design, The Darwin Awards 4 shows that when it comes to common sense, natural selection still has a long, long way to go. |
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The New York Times bestselling author of The Year of Living Biblically chronicles his hilarious adventures in attempting to follow the original meaning of the Constitution, as he searches for answers to one of the most pressing issues of our time: How should we interpret America’s foundational document? “I don’t know how I learned so much while laughing so hard.”—Andy Borowitz A.J. Jacobs learned the hard way that donning a tricorne hat and marching around Manhattan with a 1700s musket will earn you a lot of strange looks. In the wake of several controversial rulings by the Supreme Court and the on-going debate about how the Constitution should be interpreted, Jacobs set out to understand what it means to live by the Constitution. In The Year of Living Constitutionally , A.J. Jacobs tries to get inside the minds of the Founding Fathers by living as closely as possible to the original meaning of the Constitution. He asserts his right to free speech by writing his opinions on parchment with a quill and handing them out to strangers in Times Square. He consents to quartering a soldier, as is his Third Amendment right. He turns his home into a traditional 1790s household by lighting candles instead of using electricity, boiling mutton, and—because women were not allowed to sign contracts— feebly attempting to take over his wife’s day job, which involves a lot of contract negotiations. The book blends unforgettable adventures—delivering a handwritten petition to Congress, applying for a Letter of Marque to become a legal pirate for the government, and battling redcoats as part of a Revolutionary War reenactment group—with dozens of interviews from constitutional experts from both sides. Jacobs dives deep into originalism and living constitutionalism, the two rival ways of interpreting the document. Much like he did with the Bible in The Year of Living Biblically , Jacobs provides a crash course on our Constitution as he experiences the benefits and perils of living like it’s the 1790s. He relishes, for instance, the slow thinking of the era, free from social media alerts. But also discovers the progress we’ve made since 1789 when married women couldn’t own property. Now more than ever, Americans need to understand the meaning and value of the Constitution. As politicians and Supreme Court Justices wage a high-stakes battle over how literally we should interpret the Constitution, A.J. Jacobs provides an entertaining yet illuminating look into how this storied document fits into our democracy today. |
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The author of the bestselling Red Lobster, White Trash, and the Blue Lagoon takes aim at the boomer generation in a hilarious work of social commentary. It's become fashionable to vilify baby boomers. Professional iconoclast and baby boomer Joe Queenan, however, takes a somewhat more benign position: Yes, the baby boomers are venal, self-obsessed egomaniacs blighted by an insalubrious interest in things like the provenance of their neighbors' balsamic vinegar. But this does not make them the "worst generation" -- it just makes them the most annoying. In Balsamic Dreams , Queenan chronicles the evolution of his generation and critiques its current condition in chapters such as: --J'Accuse: a bold indictment of the boomers' greatest transgressions, past and present --Ten Days That Rocked the World: in which Queenan identifies the precise moments things went awry (#1: the release of Carole King's Tapestry ) --Careful, the Staff Might Hear You: an examination of the unspoken, nefarious alliance between baby boomers and Generation X --American History: The B-Sides: an alternative version of the Republic as played out with baby boomers in the starring roles A measured (if a tad cranky) assessment of a generation whose greatest sin lies in confusing lifestyle for life and pop culture for culture, Balsamic Dreams is fresh, funny, and irresistible. |
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Cozy up with a warm cup of tea and follow the sweet scenes of Milk and Mocha, from the popular webcomic @milkmochabear. Milk and Mocha share their sweet slice-of-life moments in this new collection, including never-before-seen comics! Milk and Mocha are charming bears with opposite personalities. These uplifting comics remind us of the sweet moments we share with our friends, family, and loved ones. |
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Son petit chapeau, son gros ventre et sa canne sont connus de tous : Achille Talon, l'archétype parfait du français moyen, hante les pages de PILOTE depuis 1963. Greg, son créateur, lui façonne un petit monde à sa mesure : un pavillon coquet en banlieue résidentielle, un voisin agaçant (Lefuneste), une fiancée snobe (Virgule de Guillemets), un père amateur de bière et aussi une brave maman qui lui bichonne de bons petits plats. Achille possède un coeur gros comme ça, un cerveau choc (...), une profonde estime pour sa propre personne et une aptitude à la parole impressionnante : son verbiage est emphasé à souhait. Jusqu'en 1976, Achille Talon est le héros de gags qui tiennent en une ou deux planches; il partage son temps entre son pavillon et la rédaction du journal POLITE pour lequel il est censé travailler en qualité de "héros". À partir de 1977 les aventures d'Achille Talon change de rythme : de longues histoires ponctuées de nombreux rebondissements remplacent peu à peu les planches à gags. C'est aussi à ce moment que l'éphémère journal d'Achille Talon est lancé. Greg excelle à caricaturer des personnages célèbres de la BD (Goscinny, Charlier etc.). Son trait est rond, efficace et direct. |
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Son petit chapeau, son gros ventre et sa canne sont connus de tous : Achille Talon, l'archétype parfait du français moyen, hante les pages de PILOTE depuis 1963. Greg, son créateur, lui façonne un petit monde à sa mesure : un pavillon coquet en banlieue résidentielle, un voisin agaçant (Lefuneste), une fiancée snobe (Virgule de Guillemets), un père amateur de bière et aussi une brave maman qui lui bichonne de bons petits plats. Achille possède un coeur gros comme ça, un cerveau choc (...), une profonde estime pour sa propre personne et une aptitude à la parole impressionnante : son verbiage est emphasé à souhait. Jusqu'en 1976, Achille Talon est le héros de gags qui tiennent en une ou deux planches; il partage son temps entre son pavillon et la rédaction du journal POLITE pour lequel il est censé travailler en qualité de "héros". À partir de 1977 les aventures d'Achille Talon change de rythme : de longues histoires ponctuées de nombreux rebondissements remplacent peu à peu les planches à gags. C'est aussi à ce moment que l'éphémère journal d'Achille Talon est lancé. Greg excelle à caricaturer des personnages célèbres de la BD (Goscinny, Charlier etc.). Son trait est rond, efficace et direct. |
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Son petit chapeau, son gros ventre et sa canne sont connus de tous : Achille Talon, l'archétype parfait du français moyen, hante les pages de PILOTE depuis 1963. Greg, son créateur, lui façonne un petit monde à sa mesure : un pavillon coquet en banlieue résidentielle, un voisin agaçant (Lefuneste), une fiancée snobe (Virgule de Guillemets), un père amateur de bière et aussi une brave maman qui lui bichonne de bons petits plats. Achille possède un coeur gros comme ça, un cerveau choc (...), une profonde estime pour sa propre personne et une aptitude à la parole impressionnante : son verbiage est emphasé à souhait. Jusqu'en 1976, Achille Talon est le héros de gags qui tiennent en une ou deux planches; il partage son temps entre son pavillon et la rédaction du journal POLITE pour lequel il est censé travailler en qualité de "héros". À partir de 1977 les aventures d'Achille Talon change de rythme : de longues histoires ponctuées de nombreux rebondissements remplacent peu à peu les planches à gags. C'est aussi à ce moment que l'éphémère journal d'Achille Talon est lancé. Greg excelle à caricaturer des personnages célèbres de la BD (Goscinny, Charlier etc.). Son trait est rond, efficace et direct. |
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Son petit chapeau, son gros ventre et sa canne sont connus de tous : Achille Talon, l'archétype parfait du français moyen, hante les pages de PILOTE depuis 1963. Greg, son créateur, lui façonne un petit monde à sa mesure : un pavillon coquet en banlieue résidentielle, un voisin agaçant (Lefuneste), une fiancée snobe (Virgule de Guillemets), un père amateur de bière et aussi une brave maman qui lui bichonne de bons petits plats. Achille possède un coeur gros comme ça, un cerveau choc (...), une profonde estime pour sa propre personne et une aptitude à la parole impressionnante : son verbiage est emphasé à souhait. Jusqu'en 1976, Achille Talon est le héros de gags qui tiennent en une ou deux planches; il partage son temps entre son pavillon et la rédaction du journal POLITE pour lequel il est censé travailler en qualité de "héros". À partir de 1977 les aventures d'Achille Talon change de rythme : de longues histoires ponctuées de nombreux rebondissements remplacent peu à peu les planches à gags. C'est aussi à ce moment que l'éphémère journal d'Achille Talon est lancé. Greg excelle à caricaturer des personnages célèbres de la BD (Goscinny, Charlier etc.). Son trait est rond, efficace et direct. |
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One of Canada’s top comedians shares the funniest stories from his life and career in this collection of hilarious essays For more than two decades, Gerry Dee has made audiences laugh, first as a hard-working stand-up comedian, and then as the star of his own CBC television program, Mr. D. Dee became a physical education teacher, thinking he would have it made: coaching, summers off and a good pension. But he found himself dreaming of a career in comedy, until one day, years later, he turned in his teaching certificate and picked up a microphone. He went on to become one of Canada’s top comics. In his new book of essays, Dee writes about his life—being a kid in suburban Toronto, becoming a father, starring in his own TV show, going on the road to comedy clubs across Canada and the US. He takes us behind the scenes of Last Comic Standing, Mr. D and everywhere in between. There was the time he set up his own DVD-signing appearances, only to have no one show up. Or the time he was flown to the Bahamas, where he performed for drunken fishermen and their “nieces.” And he shares his lifelong affliction with hypochondria and all the medical conditions he doesn’t have. This is Gerry Dee at his comedic finest.  |
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N'importe quel médecin vous le dira : le rire c'est la santé. Et si en plus on parle de sexe, vous n'aurez plus aucune raison de faire grise mine. Décontractez vos zygomatiques pour une bonne dose de blagues coquines et graveleuses. |
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Accordions rule, and so—finally—does Jon Arbuckle!   It’s revenge of the nerds when Jon grabs Garfield’s traditional lead role and takes center stage with a delightfully dorky new book of his own.   Through classic comics, blog entries, and a wealth of other wacky new material, experience Jon’s dating disasters, phone call faux pas, wardrobe malfunctions, and mirthful mishaps—and cheer the geek with a heart of gold as he finally finds true love with Liz, the veterinarian. (Who’d have thunk it?)   So, rejoice, Jon fans, and enjoy the fun. The moment of goof has arrived! |
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Le meilleur des blagues sur les couples enfin en numérique ! Effet sourire et franche rigolade garanti ! 100 blagues à déguster, parmi lesquelles : • celles que vous ne comprendrez pas du premier coup... • celles que vous trouverez nulles mais qui vous arracheront tout de même un sourire… • celles qui vous feront pouffer… • et puis, surtout, celles qui vous feront franchement éclater de rire ! C’est bientôt la saint Valentin. Un homme arrive dans une papeterie et demande au vendeur : « Vous avez des cartes qui disent : "Pour mon seul véritable amour" ? – Tout à fait, monsieur. – Donnez-m’en 8 s’il vous plait. » Bref, un gros bric-à-blague des vannes les plus hilarantes pour faire un tabac en toutes circonstances, de jour comme de nuit, seul ou entre amis. N’attendez plus et laissez-vous porter par l’humour décapant du N°8 : les blagues de couples ! Avec la collection « Dites-le avec une blague ! », retrouvez, pour les plus grands thèmes de l’humour, une sélection des 100 meilleures blagues du genre ! Depuis les blagues de Toto jusqu’aux histoires coquines, en passant par l’humour noir et les bourdes des blondes, vous serez sûr de ne jamais en manquer… |
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Humorous essays by the Pulitzer Prize–winning “supreme satirist” ( The Washington Post Book World ).   This collection of more than a hundred anecdotes and essays from the legendary journalist, New York Times columnist, and author of the bestselling memoir Growing Up offers wise and sharply witty reflections on an extraordinary array of topics, ranging from youth, wealth, the media, and the joy of anger to the difference between “dinner” and “supper.”   “Russell Baker is the Alka-Seltzer of the American experience. . . . The most effective comic relief available for the agonizing absurdities we encounter every day.” — Houston Chronicle   “When it comes to satire of a controlled but effervescent ferocity, nobody can touch Baker.” — The Washington Post Book World |
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New York Times Bestseller "There is no writer quite like Dolly Alderton working today and very soon the world will know it.” —Lisa Taddeo, author of #1 New York Times bestseller Three Women “Dolly Alderton has always been a sparkling Roman candle of talent. She is funny, smart, and explosively engaged in the wonders and weirdness of the world. But what makes this memoir more than mere entertainment is the mature and sophisticated evolution that Alderton describes in these pages. It’s a beautifully told journey and a thoughtful, important book. I loved it.” —Elizabeth Gilbert, New York Times bestselling author of Eat, Pray, Love and City of Girls The wildly funny, occasionally heartbreaking internationally bestselling memoir about growing up, growing older, and learning to navigate friendships, jobs, loss, and love along the ride When it comes to the trials and triumphs of becoming an adult, journalist and former Sunday Times columnist Dolly Alderton has seen and tried it all. In her memoir, she vividly recounts falling in love, finding a job, getting drunk, getting dumped, realizing that Ivan from the corner shop might just be the only reliable man in her life, and that absolutely no one can ever compare to her best girlfriends. Everything I Know About Love is about bad dates, good friends and—above all else— realizing that you are enough. Glittering with wit and insight, heart and humor, Dolly Alderton’s unforgettable debut weaves together personal stories, satirical observations, a series of lists, recipes, and other vignettes that will strike a chord of recognition with women of every age—making you want to pick up the phone and tell your best friends all about it. Like Bridget Jones’ Diary but all true, Everything I Know About Love is about the struggles of early adulthood in all its terrifying and hopeful uncertainty. |
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Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids. Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies." Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs on everything from Hot Pockets to Jesus have scored millions of hits on YouTube, started to tweet about the mistakes and victories of his life as a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he soon passed the million followers mark. But it turns out 140 characters are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of life with five kids, so he's now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat. From new parents to empty nesters to Jim's twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their own families in these hilarious takes on everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to growing up in a big family ("I always assumed my father had six children so he could have a sufficient lawn crew") to changing diapers in the middle of the night ("like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous") to bedtime (aka "Negotiating with Terrorists"). Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home. |
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A brilliantly funny tribute to the simple pleasures of eating” ( Parade ) from the author of Dad Is Fat Have you ever finished a meal that tasted horrible but not noticed until the last bite? Eaten in your car so you wouldn’t have to share with your children? Gotten hungry while watching a dog food commercial? Does the presence of green vegetables make you angry?   If you answered yes to any of the following questions, you are pretty pathetic, but you are not alone. Feast along with America’s favorite food comedian, bestselling author, and male supermodel Jim Gaffigan as he digs into his specialty: stuffing his face. Food: A Love Story is an in-depth, thoroughly uninformed look at everything from health food to things that people actually enjoy eating. |
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When cartoonist Bill Watterson announced that his phenomenally popular cartoon strip would be discontinued, Calvin and Hobbes fans throughout the world went into mourning. Fans have learned to survive -- despite the absence of the boy and his tiger in the daily newspaper. It's a Magical World delivers all the satisfaction of visiting its characters once more. Calvin fans will be able to see their favorite mischief maker stir it up with his furry friend, long-suffering parents, classmate Susie Derkins, school teacher Miss Wormwood, and Rosalyn the baby-sitter. It's a Magical World includes full-color Sundays and has it all: Calvin-turned-firefly waking Hobbes with his flashlight glow; courageous Spaceman Spiff rocketing through alien galaxies as he battles Dad-turned-Bug-Being; and Calvin's always inspired snowman art. There's no better way for Watterson fans to savor again the special qualities of their favorite strip. |
